What do I do for a living?
This is where all the grandstanding and self-important speak goes so humor me for a second... I never know how to answer what I do for a living. I wish I could say something simple and self-explanatory like photographer, doctor, or fireman. Terms like "marketing strategy" or "product development" do not roll off the tongue. Else, I want to say something grandiose and superhero-like like "I want to change the world" or something from the pages of a mad scientist, "I want to build shiny, new things", but that tends to result in weird, blank stares.
So with all that said, if I were to try to describe what I do, I'd like to think that I try to find unique ways to solve problems people and brands have - whether through technology, design or simply understanding how people work.
But pictures paint a better... picture, ahem, then words do, so maybe seeing some of the work I've done will help get the point across a little more effectively.